HIM. THE MAN. THE MYTH.
HE IS NOT IMPRESSED
WITH YOUR TINY SOUL
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"You inferior beings and your fragmented little lives."— Emet-Selch, probably within 30 seconds of meeting you
"I have been planning this for longer than your civilization has existed. You have been awake for, what, thirty years? How charming."— Him, on your little 'plan'
"Show me your worth, champion — if worth you have."— His Tinder bio
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KNOWN FACTS
- Wears a mask. Has never explained the mask. Will not explain the mask.
- Has been around longer than you can comprehend and wants you to know this.
- Technically the villain. Somehow the most popular character anyway.
- The condescension is a love language. Allegedly.
- Has a dog named Spot. This is not up for discussion.
- Every dramatic pause is load-bearing.
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